Thursday, June 14, 2007 @ Thursday, June 14, 2007
Here is smth i would like tos hare.. hee =)
Good Management Lessons for everyone!!
Lesson Number One
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw
the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day
long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there
in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to
sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when
you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
Lesson Number Three
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found
that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the
tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of
the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by afarmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there.
